The Unicorn Factory

The Brass

our credo · an unholding company of impossible things

You should not have to become an expert in the systems wrapped around your own life. You did anyway.

Somebody built it that way. It can be built a better way.

the test for any system

The person subject to it can do four things.

01Understand itmost pass
02Act inside itmost pass
03Challenge itmany fail
04Leave italmost none

Every system you deal with fails at least one. Almost none of them let you leave.

the word means two things now
in a pitch deck $1,000,000,000 A company worth a billion dollars.
everywhere else An animal that doesn't exist. This factory makes the second kind real.

Warhol had a factory where nobody punched a clock and anybody could walk in. The Unicorn Factory is an unholding company forged in that same fire, and the three companies it doesn’t hold carry the same five lines, stamped in brass.

stamped in brass · five lines
  1. 1

    The burden goes on the system, not on you.If a thing built to serve you is hard to use, the thing is wrong.

  2. 2

    The tool makes you more able to act on your own.Nothing here is built to make you need it.

  3. 3

    Trust comes from evidence.Every claim shows its source. When we don't know, we say so.

  4. 4

    We design from the person the system fails worst.What fixes it for them fixes it for everyone.

  5. 5

    The machine works for you. It does not decide for you.The hand on the lever stays yours.

why this can't wait

Work, the kind you do for money, is on its way out. That leaves one question, and it isn't about the technology.

Who does the machine answer to?

door one · it answers to the people who own it Nobody is on the other end. The hold music runs. The denial arrives signed by no one. You learn the phrasing that gets past the filter, and then the filter learns you.
door two · it answers to the person in front of it You get the other world. The one they told you doesn't exist.

That decision is being made now, in the design of ordinary tools, by whoever shows up to make it.

what goes · what stays
goThe middlemen who take a cut of what you say.
stayThe ones who make the system answer to you.

Three companies carry this brass.

Meet the three companies→

You have been carrying an idea for a while.

Call it, then pull
the machine has a band · sound comes on
or go in quiet
booth one is free · no card
the front gate is behind thisWalk the grounds first
a lever inThe Unicorn Factory